metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???


recentgooglesearches:

how many bowls of instant noodles am i away from death 


  • The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.

hypomanics:

ladycaracas:

ishiidriller:

#WhiteMen

i clicked on the guys profile and i can never go back

yeah no seriously click on his profile its been like thirty minutes and im still scrolling its surreal


dialupmodem:

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

no stop bein a salty asshole


j6:

hey it’s me again.. just wondering when you’re going to finally raw me